The Most Beautiful Pils in the Room

Our take on a New Zealand Pilsner. Of course there's no such thing, but if there were, it would be loaded with New Zealand hops. Drinks like a Pilsner but with notes of tangerine, grapefruit, dark fruit and hints of pine.You're the most beautiful Pils In the whole wide room
And when you're in the walk in, depending on the walk in,
you're definitely in the top three.
When I saw you in my mate's cooler I thought:
How did Dave get a crispy boi like that into a cooler like his?
Ooh, you're a legend, Dave
I ask Dave if he's gonna drink you. He's not sure, I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind but I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway
Cause you're so beautiful, you could be champagne.
And then I wrap my lips around the glass and seal the deal. I can't believe I'm sharing a Kebab with the most beautiful Pils I've ever seen.
(Adapted from The Flight of the Conchords)