Gourd Almighty

Don't expect your Grandma's Pumpkin Pie Beer. This is a Beast of roasted pumpkin, dark malt,
and molasses-sweet stagger that struts into your glass wearing lederhosen two sizes too small.
It's sticky, spicy and just a little bit dangerous - like that one cousin who shows up to
Thanksgiving wearing those Lederhosen and blasting heavy metal.
One pint and you may hear the pumpkins whispering sweet nothings in German. Two pints, and
you'll be carving jack o'-lanterns into the furniture. Three...well, three is between you and Gourd
Almighty.